Thursday, May 29, 2008

LAUGH? I NEARLY SHAT MYSELF!

yeah, i know it's early, but i won't be around until late sunday and this cannot possibly wait that long!
(i was going to post it on my normal blog, but.....well, you'll see.


Sunday, May 25, 2008

Sick Song Titles

1. Anal Cunt - You Were Too Ugly To Rape So I Beat The Shit Out Of You

2. Anal Cunt - Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women You Still Suck YouFucking Towelhead

3. Anal Cunt - You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

4. Carcass - Vomited Anal Tract

5. Carcass - Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency

6. Desecration - Raping The Corpse

7. Desecration - Dead Bitch In The Skip

8. Cannibal Corpse - Meat Hook Sodomy

9. Cradle of Filth - Jesus is a Cunt (Ok, it's a t-shirt slogan and not a song)

10. Gwar - Fishfuck

Monday, May 19, 2008

Which one's the dog?


ok ok I know it's Monday. Fuckin' 'ell gimme a break will yer? Been a bit busy....
Alltogether now....
"Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow........

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Needed something "lighthearted"



Just couldnt look at shit anymore

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

WE CAN ALL DREAM....

BEFORE

AFTER

wingardium leviosar!
play with my wand anytime!!
c'mon...you telling me you wouldn't?
18 years old. fit as fuck.
and the £10.5 million in the bank isn'yt too shabby either!