yeah, i know it's early, but i won't be around until late sunday and this cannot possibly wait that long! (i was going to post it on my normal blog, but.....well, you'll see.
He's good, he just tells the truth really... and that thing with the vibrating rubber cunt... that happened to me once (probably) but beware I am a compulsive liar. He's right about womens cunt sizes too... some wimmen have huge cunts, known as bucket fuds in Scotland.
Seen him live in Glasgow earlier this year, he was so pissed he couldn't remember the punchlines to his jokes, forgot what routine he was performing, and ended up spending most of the show answering the same heckler. Fucking embarrassing. That's the last tenner the Aussie cunt is getting out of me.
Sick Sunday came about after myself and 4 Dinners posted some stuff to WFT Friday that caused offence to some. I decided to create a place for the more perverse items that might not fit WTF Friday's intent. Email me if you want posting rights.
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I was about to have a hard boiled egg. I've settles for corn flakes...
hysterical mate
He's good, he just tells the truth really... and that thing with the vibrating rubber cunt... that happened to me once (probably) but beware I am a compulsive liar. He's right about womens cunt sizes too... some wimmen have huge cunts, known as bucket fuds in Scotland.
Fucking genius mate! We've all been there eh?
eh?
I read a story once about a kid who decided to masturbate...fuck it, I'll just find the story and post it.
Seen him live in Glasgow earlier this year, he was so pissed he couldn't remember the punchlines to his jokes, forgot what routine he was performing, and ended up spending most of the show answering the same heckler. Fucking embarrassing. That's the last tenner the Aussie cunt is getting out of me.
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