1. Anal Cunt - You Were Too Ugly To Rape So I Beat The Shit Out Of You
2. Anal Cunt - Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women You Still Suck YouFucking Towelhead
3. Anal Cunt - You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
4. Carcass - Vomited Anal Tract
5. Carcass - Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency
6. Desecration - Raping The Corpse
7. Desecration - Dead Bitch In The Skip
8. Cannibal Corpse - Meat Hook Sodomy
9. Cradle of Filth - Jesus is a Cunt (Ok, it's a t-shirt slogan and not a song)
10. Gwar - Fishfuck
8 comments:
I'll bear these in mind for my next Drunk Punk Radio Show....
How do you fuck a fish?
Do I really need to know?
Excellently sick old bean
JP
I read once that sailor would get their jollies from a haddock. Google image it, apparently it has very similar "lady bits".
Fishfuck lyrics
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut You whore Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt
You slut You whore Why?
...and another plus side of a haddock is you dont have to cuddle it and tell it you love it afterwards... and for that extra realism just warm it up in the microwave first.
Sounds like the secret life of TinTin to me ;-)
omg..i'm googling now
Cannibal Corpse- Fucked with a knife
GWAR- Baby Dick Fuck
GWAR- Slap You Around
Marduk- Fuck Me Jesus
Cannibal Corpse- Fucking the Zombie whore
CC- Orgasm Through Torture
:D
Great List!!!
FISHFUCK!!!!!
oh and
Fucking an Animal!
ROCK ON/!!
N
I have to find that Marduk album! And just how do you go about fucking a Zombie whore without her ripping off the top of your skull and sucking out your brains??? And would she charge you???
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